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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Hill Laboratories (Dallas, TX) is pleased to announce the development of the world's first full-blooded Elizabethan. While heterozygous congenital Bethans have been developed before (see Olsen Inc, Tarbutton Ltd, and Electric Baby Enterprises), Hill Labs believes that their as-yet-unnamed offering will provide a premium of wooliness, silliness, and madrigality.

The release date is scheduled for late September 2007. Hill Laboratories is not affiliated with the recent effort to develop a human-sheep hybrid, though lead physicist Scott Hill admits that the timing is fortuitous.

Date: 2007-04-02 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
Yes, I'm serious. :) (Now we'll see who's actually reading my entries...)

Date: 2007-04-02 06:37 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-04-02 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
That's our very first huzzah! (We've gotten similar sentiments, of course.) Thank you! :)

Date: 2007-04-02 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wavyarms.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD! Congratulaions!

Date: 2007-04-02 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD!
Yup, that's been the typical response. :)

Congratulations!
Thank you. :)

Date: 2007-04-02 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kcobweb.livejournal.com
Yay - congrats! We here at Electric Baby Enterprises (dba EBE) are happy to welcome you to the fold of craziness parenting.

That's a sheep-fold, of course. Barnyard metaphor. *Ahem*

Date: 2007-04-03 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
Thank you. The adventures of the Electric Baby/Toddler have been inspiring; I'm looking forward to learning an entirely new language. :) The craziness probably started when we decided to go ahead with it....

Date: 2007-04-02 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltlbird.livejournal.com
Wow, congratulations!!! That is very exciting news. Thanks for sharing it!!!

Date: 2007-04-03 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'll give more of the details in a post tomorrow, when I have some time.

Date: 2007-04-02 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cute-fuzzy-evil.livejournal.com
Congrats! That's awesome!

Date: 2007-04-03 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2007-04-02 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
Woooooooooo!

Date: 2007-04-03 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
I still have some laryngitis, so I must respond with "woo". :)

Date: 2007-04-03 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samtheeagle.livejournal.com
Mazel tov. This might be your first mazel tov.

Of course, the timing is curious: for my tribe, now's the moment in our liturgical year at which sheep were caused to bleed atop doorposts so the angel of death would pass us by. There's all sorts of wrongness about that image juxtaposed onto the Hill Labs announcement, but hey.

Congratulations!!!

Date: 2007-04-03 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomascantor.livejournal.com
Huzzah!

Of course, the timing is curious: for my tribe, now's the moment in our liturgical year at which sheep were caused to bleed atop doorposts so the angel of death would pass us by.

And then there all the related nods and derivations to this tradition (the lost sheep parable, etc.); I've gotten to play some nice agnus dei settings this season.

Date: 2007-04-03 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samtheeagle.livejournal.com
I've gotten to play some nice agnus dei settings this season.

If the agnus is stll the Hill Labs lamb, then I'm not sure which bothers me more: the suggestion that this lamb is agnus dei or that it's fated to suck up the sins of the world (qui tolis peccata mundi). Maybe I should just stick with matzah.

Date: 2007-04-03 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottahill.livejournal.com
Ours is just an Agnus collium, lamb of the hills, and we're not expecting any messiah-like qualities....

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